May 2013
20 posts
pizzaforpresident:
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have...
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
Zombies freak me out, but I can’t stop watching the walking dead or reading rot and ruin.
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
I can’t handle all these good byes. I’ve only had to do three official ones and feel like crying. Graduation is gonna suck. :((
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
theactualseakat:
wellalright:
imagine if you taught a bunch of mockingbirds or whatever to imitate dubstep and then released them into the wild. people camping at night in their tents listening to the sound of nature. and then the bass drops.
The Capitol was wrong this is the best use of jabberjays
hungarian:
maleteen:
i want to be a tree there is literally no downside to being a tree
April 2013
26 posts
sexcake:
theyellowbrickroad:
i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated
every fucking time i read time it fucks up my breathing im tired of your shit
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
Dean Winchester. You’re looking for Dean Winchester
understandablydumb:
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
lets-go-lesbos:
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
vvictor-hugo:
My dad just came into my room and said ‘but what if Javert was actually just Valjean’s conscience and him dying was actually signifying that Valjean had let go of his inner demons and washed away his crime’ and left
I’m going to cry
needlesslydefiantwithtea:
i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:
shadowednarrator:
au-rev0ir:
just interrupting your day to let you know that it takes a sloth 42 hours to have sex
OMG! THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ULTIMATE QUESTION!
How many hours does it take for a sloth to fornicate?
42
42 THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
somewhere in the reaches of heaven, Douglas Adams is...
meladoodle:
my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.
It’s amazing how one book can tap into the darkest part of your thoughts, the ones you keep hidden from yourself and rip them out and put them on display for you and leave you so raw afterwards.
soolooxcoopter:
obesealpaca:
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
for marilyn
Fuckin hate people sometimes and their attitudes. I really don’t understand the hypocrisy.
March 2013
11 posts
